In: Strange turn of events

I had the weirdest dream today. Like I had guests in my house , all young people - but had to interrupt the conversation to go wash dishes in the kitchen. Then I was flirting with someone and an older guy came up and accused us of it by saying something like: "he is trying to win me over". When I had to adjust my dress and the young guy helped me, yet another guest have noticed this and said: "This is too embarassing to watch". So I responded: "How dare ye look at me? and jokingly covering his eyes laughed:"Shame on you, look down I say!" So he then picked me up and laughed: "I live in a free country you know...where looking is for free" Then I ended up asking how old he was and he said 27 and Aquarius. So I go, hey, I am 27 also. And then we shake hands - and then he TURNS INTO A BILL MAHER!!! (as we shake hands)